Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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