A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..