You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.