If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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