Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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