You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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