Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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