My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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