Sponge bath it is.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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