the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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