At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger