So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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