don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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