alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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