Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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