Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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