were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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