the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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