And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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