3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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