ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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