Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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