Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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