Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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