So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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