talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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