Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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