some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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