batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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