Please, let me fuck your mom
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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