8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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