Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize