So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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