so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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