Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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