Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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