we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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