My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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