Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My vagina is very pro this idea
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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