honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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