How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want