Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.