Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?