kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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