Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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