I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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