between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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