watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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