I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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