i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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