They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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