dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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