the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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